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The body is a unit, though it is made up of many parts; and though all its parts are many, they form one body. So it is with Christ. 1 Corinthians 12:12 |
Fun
Have something funny to share? Maybe you have seen a funny video on YouTube or GoogleVideo. Have a
favorite online game? Got a good (but clean) joke? Let us know and we will add it here for everyone
to enjoy!
Also, share your jokes, pictures and videos here as well - each Wednesday, MinistrySource.com will have a
new 'Wednesday Wackiness' thread in our forums where we encourage each of you post your funny items!
One of the funnier things I have seen in a while: "Baby Got Book".
View "Baby Got Book"
And if you really need to occupy your time, you might want to check out Weird Al Yankovic's newest song, 'White and Nerdy'.
View "White and Nerdy"
Right now, this is one of my favorite games online is 'Splash Back':
Click the image and give it a shot!
I always love those great typos that happen in church bulletins. Got any? Send 'em in! Here are some good ones:
- Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
- Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
- Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
- Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
- Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
- The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
- Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
- A bean supper well be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
- The Reverend Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
- The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Scubbs supplied our pulpit.
- With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church.
- Following this morning's message will be a pubic profession of faith.
- The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
- Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
- The Associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I upped my pledge - up yours!"
- A song listed in the Church Bulletin at the Nazarene Church in Little Rock, Arkansas; in connection with a sermon on God's mantle..."Let's God Mangle Fall on Me." (submitted by Luella Long)
- Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."